Tonight...

At work:

Yelling at the top of her lungs...
"WILL SOMEBODY COME GET ME READY FOR BED!!! SOMEBODY COME GET ME IN BED!!!! PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME GET TO BED!!!"
(over and over)


"Do you girls know the meaning of 'i'll be right back'???

(After i told her i'd be right back and then wasn't right back very soon)



And somehow, i loved work more when i clocked out than when i clocked in.